The Little Sisters
of Perpetual Aggravation

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Sorry, all the Little Sisters designs are sold out.
I leave photos here for those who may enjoy looking through them.
I can make no promises as to future availability of the Little Sisters collection.
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These portraits are painted in humor, but with respect and appreciation for the women who taught me many valuable lessons I use to this day! As anyone understands who was raised Catholic, the Holy Sisters "taught us within an inch of our lives."

Yes, I went to Catholic grade school (St. Margaret of Scotland in St Louis, MO.) Once you've been taught by nuns, you're never the same again. (But then, I don't think I'd have been the same anyway! haha)

Presenting the
LITTLE SISTERS OF PERPETUAL AGGRAVATION....
each in a class by herself!


title: NUNAROUND
price: $48.00 includes shipping*
description: Five nuns of various demeanors go all around this egg (photo above shows three views of one egg.)

Sorry, this design has been SOLD and is no longer available.
Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER BONADENTURE
price: $44.00 includes shipping*


If you reached this page because of my Newsletter on Sept. 28, I apologize, but this design was sold to a collector 3 hours after the email was sent.

SISTER MARY BONADENTURE has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER RIGORMORTIS
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

If you reached this page because of my Newsletter on Sept. 28, I apologize, but this design was sold to a collector 3 hours after the email was sent.

SISTER RIGORMORTIS has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER DIVINITY GRACE
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Divinity Grace has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

 

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title: SISTER CONSTANCE MIGRAINE
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Constance Migraine has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

 

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title: SISTER FACETIA DIANE
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Facetia Diane has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

 

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title: SISTER JOY INCARNATE
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Joy Incarnate has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER MARY PENETENTIA
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Mary Penetentia has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER MORTICIA MARIE
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Morticia Marie has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER MARY CATACLYSM
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Mary Cataclysm has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER MARY SUNSHINE
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Mary Sunshine has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER MARY CONTRARY
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Mary Contrary has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER MARY HALITOSIS
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Mary Halitosis has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER METAMUCIL
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Metamucil has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER BENEVOLENCE GRACE
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Benvolence Grace has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER MYOPIA MARIE
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Myopia Marie has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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title: SISTER SERENITY BLISS
price: $44.00 includes shipping*

Sr. Serenity Bliss has been SOLD and is no longer available. Congratulations to the purchaser.

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AS A LITTLE BONUS TREAT,
HERE'S A LITTLE NUN STORY I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY!

 

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.

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And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
say two Hail Marys!

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And for your plenary indulgence, here's another one. Both stories were contributed by Egg Collector Diane Heath in St. Louis, MO.

 

CATHOLIC GASOLINE

Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."


Each egg comes with a custom gift box, information card, and black lacquer wood eggstand.
Shown on these pages is a selection of my work currently available. These images represent completed work, ready for shipment. While I do repeat most designs, no two are exactly alike, and in most cases only one of each selection is available online. When it's sold, it's gone. All prices include shipping by U.S. Priority Mail. Prices are U.S. currency. Please check back regularly for an ever-changing assortment.

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