All About
Egg Man Eggs

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I hope this page will answer most of your questions about Egg Man Eggs.

Images on these pages represent completed work, ready for shipment usually within 24 hours of your order.

PRICES INCLUDE black lacquer eggstand, gift box, and info card.
ALL PRICES INCLUDE shipping to the contiguous United States.  I am no longer able to ship to Canada and Great Britain.

CUSTOM EGGS? My specialty! For information, please click here.

ABOUT THE EGGS: Each wooden egg is 2-1/2" high. Wood eggstand (provided with each egg) is an additional 1" high. Each EggMan Egg is made of solid maple wood and is completely hand painted, using no shortcuts, no transfers, and no decals of any kind. Though I do repeat designs, no two eggs are exactly alike. Prices vary according to time and detail. I paint each wooden egg in acrylic paints then coat it in 10 to 15 layers of polyurethane to protect the paint under a high gloss finish smooth as glass. This entire process takes 4 to 6 days per egg. And of course, each piece bears my signature on the bottom.

OPTIONS: Whether you order by phone or use my online order form, I offer the following options:

* I can ship directly to your gift recipient
* I will print your own message on a gift enclosure card
* I will personalize your eggs or eggstands with names, dates, whatever
* I can attach a hanger to turn any egg into a hanging ornament

Just fill in the pertinent info on order form!


MY ORDER FORM is not automated, meaning there is no "shopping cart." You will enter your selections manually on the order form. To order, please make a list of all your selections (title and price), then click ANY "order form" button to proceed to order form. To view the order form now, click on the button above, then return here using your browser's "BACK" button.


Testimonials from satisfied customers: Please CLICK HERE to read the kind things my customers have written about my work.


What makes Egg Man Eggs THE PERFECT GIFT ?

1. UNIQUENESS: They won't have anything else like it!
2. QUALITY: I strive to produce a carefully crafted piece of hand painted artwork, elegantly presented, that you can give with pride.
3. CONVENIENCE: Shopping online is so easy! You don't even have to put your shoes on!
4. FAST DELIVERY: Unless otherwise noted, all items on my website are ready to ship by Priority Mail. Receive your selection in 1 to 4 business days.
5. DROP SHIPPING: I'll gladly ship directly to your gift recipient.
6. PERSONAL TOUCH: If you request, I'll include an enclosure card printed with your own message, right inside the custom gift box.
7. PRESTIGE: Gift box contains information card about EggMan Eggs and egg collecting
8. A GIFT WITH A FUTURE: It's more than one gift -- it's the start of a tradition. Next occasion, you'll know eggsactly what to give them: just add to their collection!
9. DID I SAY UNIQUE? Where else are you going to find an item hand painted by a man who wears a chicken on his head?

Not to mention.....

10) No chickens are harmed in the creation of an EggMan Egg! EggMan Eggs come from WOODEN CHICKENS.

(aren't you glad you read down this far??)

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All my work is guaranteed.  If you are not completely satisfied, ship it back to me at your expense and your payment will be refunded.
Contact Info:
Alan Traynor
The Egg Man Studio
Orlando, Florida
phone:   (407) 352-3654
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